You ever have one of those friends who's a total moron but doesn't realize it, and every time he opens his mouth to talk he just provides more evidence of it?
Some wiseass saved that friend's instant message logs and posted them on his website.
The Blake Report
nerdb5: you use redhat?
nerdb5: thats a program you can get warez from, right?
nerdb5: like napster
nerdb5: d/l apps from other people
nerdb5: i weigh 301.4 lbs, and wear speedos
nerdb5: now what?
elitemrp: now i tell everyone you're 301.4lbs and wear speedos