When frustration meets illiteracy:
Ok, he's calling tech support. And he gets an answering machine. He's pissed off as all hell, but can't seem to find more than about 10 different words to express himself. The people at the other end save the answering machine messages onto a website. Hilarity ensues.
this god damned shit's so god damn cock-sucking god damn mother god damn fucking worthless god damn... god damn you motherfucking calculating god damn cocksuckers!
(Rated R, needless to say)